These people just need to stop talking for a while.
Celebrities and politicians are asked to speak all the time. While sometimes they can make a ton of sense and be really poignant, other times, they just embarrass themselves. Let’s focus on them embarrassing themselves, why don’t we?
We didn’t know Gadhafi was making that kind of bread!
Senior Libyan officials are telling the Los Angeles Times that Gadhafi may have had a net worth of $200 billion before he died. Read that again.
$200 billion.
Most of this money was tied in assets with $67 billion in Europe and America and tens of billions spread out across the world. This would make him the richest man in the world, ahead of the previous richest man, Carlos Slim who is worth a reported $125 billion. It’s unclear how much of this money Libya will be able to recover to run its government moving forward. But even half of that is more than enough to get things started. That’s a whole lot of cheddar.
Get in line for the return of the Heart Attack Sandwich.
After years and years of begging and petitioning from fans, McDonald’s will be releasing the McRib again through November 14th. That’s right, people have essentially been begging to die from high cholesterol and Yuck poisoning. Usually, it’s up to individual store owners if they want to bring the sandwich back, but the folks at McDonald’s have listened to the people! And the people want the McRib!
Rumor has it that if you come within 400 feet of the McRib smell, you gain two pounds and raise your blood pressure. True story. Aw, you don’t care. You still want that faux-BBQ all over your chins. To each his own.
We all saw the pics of Kimmy Cakes’ b-day bash, but things may not have been as peachy keen as they’d like you to believe.
Reporters from the HollywoodLife are saying that Kim had a rough time once she was introduced to the Vegas crowd: “She was booed after she was introduced!…Khloe tried to calm the crowd down, but unfortunately when she took the mic the rowdy crowd got even LOUDER! Poor Kim!”
Damn, the girl can’t even enjoy her birthday without the goons coming out to boo her? Try to boo a little quieter next time, Kris. Sheesh.
Ladies, Sammie wants you to stop thinking of him as your little brother’s cute friend.
Now that he has a new (read “better”) management situation and a new, Prince Sammie is back with a full man beard and manish single to prove that his grown man swag is now certified.
He even recruited 2 Chainz for the single “Gettin’ Em.”
In Touch magazine has this interesting report about the two stars who are currently on tour together: "About four cities into the tour, Chris began asking Kelly out to dinner. She initially shunned his advances, but ultimately gave in.”
We’re not so sure about this one. Aren’t they both boo’d up? And Chris Brown (22) is eight years younger than Rowland (30). We didn’t know Breezy wanted them older. But we have another interesting question: what happens if they do date and Beyonce wants to invite Kelly over for dinner with her and Hovito. Will Jay make Breezy sit outside and wait by the porch?
Of course, Brown’s reps say they’re just buddies, but that’s what they all say. Still, until Breezy dry humps Rowland on stage, we’re not buying it.
Nobody wants to get embarrassed. But we all want to see people get embarrassed. It’s a beautiful conundrum. These celebrities were woefully overmatched but they at least tried to compete. Good for them!
Well, they still got whooped in one-on-one competition and it wasn’t even close. Yup…that’s pretty embarrassing. Join us in laughing at these people. Feel free to point, too.
If you keep up with soccer, you would know that Chelsea’s “John Terry” is the epitome of a scumbag. He already impregnated his good friends wife and had her have an abortion. Terry has now called a fellow England National team player a “f-N Black C_nt!” over the weekend during a Barclays Premier League game. The player, Anton Ferdinand, was called the slur after Terry didn’t like the jostling going on inside the 18.
The video was uploaded onto youtube by another black European Soccer Player on another team who knows of this guy’s persona.
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